Question:

Jesus, why do you swear so much?

Answer:

Holy shit? Not this bullshit again!

Where the fuck is it in the Bible (my book by the way in case you dumb asses didn't get that the first time) that nobody is allowed to say "fuck"? Huh? Fer-fuck-sakes... Please READ the Bible again. That commandment says to not use MY name in vain. Do you think my name is "Fuck"? Shit. You're stupider that I ever imagined...

But really. It's ok to use those words. What pisses me off and drives me into a blood thirsty fucking rage is when dumb ass shitheads start using my name in vain. That means that you're praying for dumb ass shit that's just stupid. Don't ask me to kill your asswipe neighbor because he plays his music too loud. Ain't gonna happen! Kill your neighbor yourself you lazy asshole! You'll burn in Hell for it, but don't ask me to do it for you. That's just retarded!